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I think the "get him drunk" one was hilarious i might try to resurrect him and get him drunk
Oh god, this was hilarious...
My personal favourites:
If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!
Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'
Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty.
Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'
Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.
Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah'
my favorites were: call him the man who let boy live and the taking candy from a baby one and the light bulb over his head one
'Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him' was the funniest lol :P
Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?' Laugh at him. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...' Knit him things. Really hideous things. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
LOL loved every second of it...
THIS IS SOOO FUNNY
Be harry potter Be alive XD